April 16, 2003

• Urinalysis

  
  

  It seems as if the past week of my life has revolved around urine. I like cats. But I don’t like the cats that live underneath my house. One evening I entered my bungalow to be bombarded with the poignant smell of cat urine. The smell was so pungent that I gagged and collapsed onto the carpet…. well, not really, but you get the point. To add on top of that, my neighbors have been having some kind of crazy alcoholic endeavors… where night after night, they have been vomitting profusely outside my window. As I’m brushing my teeth with my Oral-B electric toothbrush the following morning, I find the black and white kitten that lives underneath my room gorging itself with the slightly off-orange vomotous. I’m sorry, but this site could not even save the cuteness of this kitten. I gagged. There was no way I was going to catch that critter and find it a home. It’s tainted.

  
  

  Oh, and I also took a urinalysis test yesterday. Passed with flying colors.

  
  

  Gah… I don’t have enough time anymore. I have class in 3 minutes.

  • 9:42 pm
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