March 19, 2003

• The Jason Chan’s of the World Unite

  
  

  Being completely bored to my wits end this evening, I’ve decided to embark on an extensive global effort to form the “Jason Chan” allegiance. I, of course, would be “JC 001″ – leader of all Jason Chan’s. Here’s who I’ve recruited to this allegiance thus far.

  
  

  JC 002: Graduated with a B. Sc. at the University of Victoria in 2000.  He’s currently working on projects related to false memory… 002: A manipulative sonofabitch.

  
  

  JC 003: Spiritual teacher, healer, and counsellor. He has studied martial arts, Tai Chi, and sacred Taoist art in Hong Kong since childhood. You can even find his website in Dutch and French. 003: Martial arts proven deadly.

  
  

  JC 004: Currently stars as “Cam” in Power Rangers Ninja Storm. Faithful servant to a guinea pig dressed in traditional Japanese garb. 004: Important telepathic skills with animals, as well as kickass relations with the Power Rangers.

  
  

  JC 005: Partner in Intellectual Property and technology. 005: Mean ass muthafucka.

  
  

  JC 006: An investment professional at Hotchki’s and Wiley Capital Management. 006: He eats people.

  
  

  JC 007: Student at University Choral, he’s the watcher of Beethoven’s tomb. He also befriends white kids who look like schmucks… 007: still under consideration.

  
  

  And there is I, JC 001: The ringleader of this fearless global organization. 001: Liberty and Justice… and the gay wad that wears turtlenecks.

  
  

  JC 002:                JC 003:        JC 004:               JC 005:               JC 006:               JC 007:               JC 001:          

  
  

  

  
  

  Stand back, United Nations… The Jason Chan’s are here.

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