i crumple, if only because by doing so i feel more confident that my fingers will not, in an overzealous fit of cleanliness, tear through the thin layer of folded tissue and grease themselves with last night’s dinner.
i, too, crumple the toilet paper. reason? because i don’t particularly like wasting time in the bathroom, so i’m always in a hurry to get out as fast as possible. i feel like crumpling takes less time than either folding or rolling.
and what do you do, jason?
weirdo chinks
WOW there are people actually crumpling their toilet paper? I FOLD my paper because you get to wipe your thingy more than once with the same fold.Perhaps it takes two or three seconds, not long at all.Hmmmm interesting question!
psh. i don’t wipe. crazy bitches.
your little friend Marijuana_Iguana uses a penis pump. oh yes, it is true. you can tell because his head is quite unproportional to the shaft. and, the coloring at the top is a completely different color than the color of the rest of his dick. therefore, your friend’s dick is not so “nice” because it has been altered. sad, i know.
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i crumple, if only because by doing so i feel more confident that my fingers will not, in an overzealous fit of cleanliness, tear through the thin layer of folded tissue and grease themselves with last night’s dinner.
i, too, crumple the toilet paper. reason? because i don’t particularly like wasting time in the bathroom, so i’m always in a hurry to get out as fast as possible. i feel like crumpling takes less time than either folding or rolling.
and what do you do, jason?
weirdo chinks
WOW there are people actually crumpling their toilet paper? I FOLD my paper because you get to wipe your thingy more than once with the same fold.Perhaps it takes two or three seconds, not long at all.Hmmmm interesting question!
psh. i don’t wipe. crazy bitches.
your little friend Marijuana_Iguana uses a penis pump. oh yes, it is true. you can tell because his head is quite unproportional to the shaft. and, the coloring at the top is a completely different color than the color of the rest of his dick. therefore, your friend’s dick is not so “nice” because it has been altered. sad, i know.